even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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