I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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