What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
