idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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