I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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