she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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