Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
