At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Two words: nipple clamps
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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