Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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