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(303): View more from Colorado

You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.

(919): View more from North Carolina

Colt 45 out of anything is classy.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.

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(941): View more from Florida

sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate

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(863): View more from Florida

There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.

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(618): View more from Illinois

This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches

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(740): View more from Ohio

so he's a sleeptalker.

(614): View more from Ohio

yeah??

(740): View more from Ohio

"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming

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