don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
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this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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