her vagine was all disorganized.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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