nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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