all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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