Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I don't deserve a penis
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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