Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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