Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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