i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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