so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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