i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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