Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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