just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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I need you to use more vowels.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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