Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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