She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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