we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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