Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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