we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
How does one acquire holy water?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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