i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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