Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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