i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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