i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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