You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Two words: nipple clamps
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