i just identified you from a description of your pipe
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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