Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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