It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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