my mouth tastes like poor choices
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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