I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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