He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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