Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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