Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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