508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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