He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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