hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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