My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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