and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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