i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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