never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I wish they made helmets for livers.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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