smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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