Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Fuck appropriateness.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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