ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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