I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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