Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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