based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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