I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
