I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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