so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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