I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
