Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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